Kelly Kelly

Un-FUCK-withable!! 😉

“Oh, That’s because Kelly Kelly is so unfuckwithable!”

by (YourONLYdaughter) October 17, 2025

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Spud Kelly

Same as Dap, or Respek Knuckles.

Derived from the boxer by the same title.

The friends greeted with a Spud Kelly.

by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”

“Do you know Kelly Robertson”

“yeah I slept in her bed last night”

by inthecell123 September 17, 2019

Kelly Mullinger

An amazing artist who manages to create beautiful artworks at the last minute.

I wish I could pull of a Kelly Mullinger.

by dfkldfhdifdh January 24, 2010