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Kyle

Someone who can't do anything for himself, relies on people who are not his friends for food, rides, and money. The ultimate mooch. Often caught with his pants off jerking to gay small dick porn.
Kyle: "Are you guys goin out for food??"
Everyone Else: "Fuck off"
by LongDickStyleJohnson69 January 11, 2016
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Kyle

Kyle is a person who would go to any extent of fucking his cousin.
Bruh, im bouta kyle that girl.
by Hajdkfv September 19, 2018
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kyle and alana

they cutest couple ever! they are always having fun, no matter the situation and they love each other very much. you'll often see his hand around her waist and both of them smiling. they are perfect for eachother!
by ktrevs girl <3 January 6, 2010
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hot kyle

When a condom is found in a orifice or crevice the morning after
I woke up to a hot kyle this morning it was stuck in between my toes
by dr kyle karl August 1, 2007
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Fuckin Kyle

Where is the remote? It was right here!

Fuckin Kyle!!!

We all just died in WOW. Fuckin Kyle!!
by Getpwnd27 January 20, 2016
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Kyle Johnson

Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.
Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?
by baylen_peej_fanpage312 April 26, 2020
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Kyle Don

Kyle Don, he's one of a kind and beautifully amazing. He's the kind of guy that melts your heart into a little puddle you have to carry around in a jar. He is so wonderfully sweet and perfect for one special girl. His creativity is un matched and amazing. If he was hurt in the past it would never show because he loves with all his heart. He'd trust you if you were kind to him and follow you like a puppy, but he's as loyal as one too. He's the most attractive nerd I know and isn't afraid to show it. But man can that boy sing. his voice would make the birds stop to listen. It isn't hard to fall in love with Kyle Don. I know I did.
I could go on forever and it wouldn't be enough. I'm glad he's mine. I love him. My dear Kyle Don.
by One Lucky Gal January 1, 2012
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