Kyle

Someone who can't do anything for himself, relies on people who are not his friends for food, rides, and money. The ultimate mooch. Often caught with his pants off jerking to gay small dick porn.

Kyle: "Are you guys goin out for food??"
Everyone Else: "Fuck off"

by LongDickStyleJohnson69 November 08, 2015

Kyle

Kyle is a person who would go to any extent of fucking his cousin.

Bruh, im bouta kyle that girl.

by Hajdkfv September 19, 2018

kyle and alana

they cutest couple ever! they are always having fun, no matter the situation and they love each other very much. you'll often see his hand around her waist and both of them smiling. they are perfect for eachother!

love perfection forever happiness awesome kyle and alana

by ktrevs girl <3 January 06, 2010

hot kyle

When a condom is found in a orifice or crevice the morning after

I woke up to a hot kyle this morning it was stuck in between my toes

by dr kyle karl July 02, 2007

Kyle

A bitch ass nigga who is a faggot one likes him he is a Kyle Holt

Hey look it’s a faggot kyle

by Dickinass123 May 10, 2019

Kyle

A gay kid who likes to suck the biggest and blackest cocks

Kyle the mist gayest kid in the block he likes to duck his neighbors duck

by Micahisafag May 16, 2019

Kyle

to tell your friends you can go somewhere and then wait a few days to tell them that you can't go because you procrastinated and didn't tell your parents until the last minute or you have to celebrate a distant relatives birthday

Guy 1: Yo dude lets go to the park next week.

Guy 2: Yeah sure i'm pretty sure I can go.

Guy 1: alright.

*5 days pass.

Guy 2: Oh my mom said I can't go because its my cousin's sister's grandmothers birthday so yeah.

Guy 1: friken stop pulling a Kyle

by SlightlyGoingToFaint August 25, 2018