New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016

spoiled jersey girl

A girl that thinks she's so smart but can't wrap her mind around how to fill up a gas tank. She's commonly very pretty but when it comes to simple tasks (example: filling a gas tank) she can not get her pretty little mind to come through with the solution.

Guy 1: Wow that girl is kinda hot you think she's cool.

Guy 2: Yeah but I hear she's a spoiled jersey girl.

Guy 1: Damn she can't pump gas I'm out.

by Walmea Bay February 23, 2017

New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.

The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!

by 420-69 November 18, 2018

Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!

friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019

The Jersey throw

The Jersey throw is when a Jersey man throws his cum at a opposing Jersey man for dominance

He who will love lady will be beaten by The Jersey throw

by L. O. L February 22, 2021

New Jersey

Jersey in a nutshell, “fuh” starters people dislike “arrr” accents. People who are “Joisey” born and raised (No one says “joisey”, it’s “jurzee”) they have accents that may make them say “cawfee” or “dawg”, this is local flavor. Would you want every part of the country to sound the same? I’d want to go to Wisconsin and hear “Oh Shore Bud” so when I’m in Jersey I want to hear “Yo, how much fuh dem shewz”. Regions are boring without their local stuff. New Jerseyans are blunt, rude, loud, and short fused. But that’s just because we don’t know you yet. Catch us at a pizzeria or a “hoagie”,”cawfee”, or “baygal” shop, and we’ll be better. We go to Rutgers only and yes we’re upset that the Nets were moved from Jersey, no we don’t care about the Jersey Devil, or the Devils hockey team, that’s just pamphlet “gawbage”. (That’s Brooklyn) don’t you dare confuse us with that vile borough. At least you didn’t confuse us with Staten Island. *Shivuh down my “spooiine”* NJ is one of the safest places in the country, “jus” avoid Newark, Camden, Trenton, or Atlantic City. Well Maybe AC. If you go there don’t play any rap music loudly, unless it’s Meek Mill, or anything drill. You can go to the diners speckled around the state, and we take them seriously. Everyone goes to the mall for literally every other thing we buy.

Maybe you can buy a bathing suit to go to the “shore”, pronounced “shore”, and sure is pronounced “shore” as well, no it’s not confusing, and yes, you will see fake tans, dyed dark red weaves, and girls with hoop earrings. And don’t “fuhgit” about our poorly placed rose tattoos that lie behind our ears, or where you shouldn’t be looking. In New Jersey everyone is on their way to somewhere else, and you’ll get “chuh” “fillins” hurt if you drive the speed limit on any turnpike. Our roads are better than in “dirty asz new york”, and “bumpy asz philly”. And most of us aren’t italian, and no none of us want to be, and yes we think an hour drive is too “lawg”. We don’t pump “arr” own gas, you peasants. NJ is unique and if you live here it’s mostly like a lot of other places, but if look closely you can see that you get Yom Kippur off from school, and the state is dense af. Our weather is balanced, great theme parks, malls, authentically imported food, the “f’n” board”wawk” “fuh” “cryin” out loud. Oh yea, and fuck the Jersey Shore tv show.

by maniwanttogohome September 23, 2021