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Work Jerk 

Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.
There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.
Work Jerk by Buch73 October 14, 2009
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Turkey Jerk 

A term to describe male masturbation.
"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"
Turkey Jerk by Spam Fan December 9, 2006

circle jerk 

When guys stand in a circle and jerk off, preferably onto a willing woman participant.
The guys at the frat party did a circle jerk initiation.
circle jerk by RiCK_420 December 21, 2009

circle jerk 

An emotionally cruel and vicious "game" played by conspiring adolescent males which targets an unsophisticated, unsuspecting co-male (often one that exhibits gay tendencies). The conspiring males convince the target to participate in a "circle jerk" ("...ya, we've all done it before, it's fun ...") see related definitions. The game is played in the dark. The first to ejaculate wins. The conspiring boys make appropriate sounds by dragging their finger nails down their flys, pulling/flapping their cheeks, etc. Of course, the target always comes first and "wins." The light is flicked-on. Laughter & mayhem follows.
Q: "Did you hear about Ted last night? Jack and and his freinds got him in a circle jerk!" A: "Ted?... I always knew he was a 'circle jerk.'"
circle jerk by cruelshoe December 28, 2005

The Jerk 

A really fucking stupid dance that makes people look really retarded.
Look at that dumb little retard doin' The Jerk
The Jerk by And Broken Bottles November 16, 2009

Air Jerk 

To let someone know they are full of crap or that you just don't care by making a jerking off motion with your hand.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
Air Jerk by Micron X February 24, 2010