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Justin Bieber

Ellen DeGeneres found a way to appeal to younger audiences under the pseudonym Justin Bieber.
by El Criollo Loco March 6, 2010
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The act of a young child ejaculating and getting caught by his parent.
"Son, I am coming into your room!"
"Dad, noooo" (Child is masturbating)
Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
by TheWheelMan April 7, 2010
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A female who's entire life is dedicated to being a queer.
Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
by WhatTheMBROSS July 21, 2011
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An overrated 16 year old R&B singer. He has the voice of a 10 year old. His lyrics are shit. His fans consist of 12-16 year old girls who can't think for themselves and only like him for his looks. Also a sellout because he got his start on YouTube singing Edwin McCain songs until he got discovered by Usher and and was turned into a total wannabe gangster. What a sellout. He is one of Canada's biggest embarassments.
Justin Bieber fangirl - OMG! I love Justin Bieber! He's so hot! I'm gonna marry him!

Me - Shut the fuck up.
by XxIDR3AMZxX June 13, 2010
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the world's biggest douchebag, most fans call us haters "jealous", but why would i be jealous of a little girl that sounds like anal rape? seriously, get some musical taste >:U
Jimmy was looking under his bed

Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there

Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal

Example 2:

Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT

Boy: his music is bull

Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!

Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl
by HauntedV June 4, 2010
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a total dick who really needs some shampoo cuz justins always have greasy hair and they need to learn how to talk to girls and how to treat them cuz one day a girls will get them back!
Text messange conversation:
Girl: i love you
Justin: i dont care *breaks up with her*
Girl: WTF?!
by thedingoatemybaby December 8, 2011
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Justin Bieber's Tattoo

The gayest gay fag of all the faggy gay tattoos.
Hey Antoine look, Justin has a small mole.. nevermind is just his faggy tattoo..

Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
by ipwnolfags December 14, 2010
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