Jabobi

A Jobobi, more commonly known as a jahova witness, looks like shit. They usually come to your door when you are least expecting it and fuck your day up.... They try to convert us normal people to a religion that is fucked! they fuck each other, brothers, sisters and all! and they smell like shit!

Guy 1: "wow man, whos interrupting me at this time?"

guy 2: "what the fuck! he smells like shit! I think its one of them Jabobi's!"
Guy 1:" Holy fuck you're right, He's fucking his daughter on our doorstep!"

by Dismal Pole204 October 3, 2009

Jabba the huttress

Refers to a morbidly obese woman.

#1: Let's go to McDonalds, I am so fucking hungry, dude.

#2: Yo, my nigga, that's a good idea.

#1: Did you see that whale that took my order?

#2: Who, Jabba the Huttress?

by Suke Lkywalker November 17, 2010

jabson

a male fantasy killer who cuts off penises

are you scared of jabson ?

yes i am

by tissu May 30, 2011

jabronson

Combination of the words Jabroni and Johnson

1:Penis.

2:Someone who thinks with or acts like a dick.

dude: "I'll give you my fat Jabronson."
dudette: "Sha ra, Quit bein' such a jabronson!"

by towner December 13, 2013

jabesh

The awesomest guy ever who is freaking cute and has a great sense of humor. Also really smart.

Jabesh is my best friend

by Someone586y494 December 15, 2013

Jabrony

A person who's like a frog kid. A dumb lesser person.

Sebastian you jabrony, don't run with scissors.

by Spedball_Supreme May 11, 2019

Jabr

A asshole who doesn’t give a shit about anything but sometimes is nice......sometimes

Bob:Hey there Jabr
Jabr: fuck you

by Exil June 18, 2019