Idiot

Somebody who does something incredibly stupid and is mentally capable of seeing that it is stupid.

Stop giving correct definitions on Urban Dictionary the thumbs down,you fucking idiot!

by never-you-mind December 25, 2007

idiot

trump

Trump is an absolute idiot.

by kaethevirgin June 28, 2017

Idiotelligence

1. Someone who is extremely consumed in their own pursuits. When speaking to others about their intellectual, material, or spiritual pursuits and achievements; they are unaware that they are boring the hell out of their audience so they keep on talking about the subject.

2. Not being able to realize that one is boring their audience yet they continue to control the conversation about the same topic relentlessly.

3. Someone who does not realize that preaching to the unconvertable is fruitless. See Jehova's Witnesses.

That pirate wouldn't shut up about his computer programming for over a half and hour again. The guy is such an idiotelligent.

I had my Rob Zombie t-shirt on but the Jehova's Witness wouldn't let me shut the door. Do those people ever have a high level of idiotelligence.

by Ian Fyffe September 10, 2005

Your an Idiot who clicked this link

Ur an idiot for clicking this link, funny to think u thought this was access to Minecraft 2.

Wow, your an idiot who clicked this link.

by Mrcool12369420 September 8, 2020

Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.

Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!

by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 12, 2009

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately felt idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

Idiotmeter Effect

The contagious belief that any device utilizing the Ideomotor Effect has merit beyond entertainment. The effect Dowsing Rods and Ouija Boards have on promoting the paranormal through unconscious muscular activity.

Iraqi security forces have demonstrated that the Idiotmeter Effect can generate millions of dollars for immoral manufacturers while risking the lives of millions.

People actually fear Ouija Boards

People think Dowsing Rods can point to bombs, water, gold, or whatever.

by Tucher_Standish November 5, 2009