Shitass Bit

A joke/bit that has run its course.

“This joke was funny the first two times but now it’s a shitass bit.”

by Edremail May 15, 2022

dr. nibbly bits

A doctor who likes to perform unwanted nibbling of inappropriate areas noun: super villian

I went to my gyno today and he tried to pull a DR. Nibbly Bits on me

by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017

Bit

24 hours long

"Oh yeah ill get on in a bit"
"Ok see you then."
*24 hours pass*

by Gup835 January 19, 2023

Kyle bit

When one wants a little, but a lot. It is in referendum to an amount comparable between different persons ideologies of interest. As to one a little can be a lot though Vice versa. Ergo this would be a happy go between for those with different technicalities.

Can I have just a kyle bit more?
Yes here you go.

by Handleurban October 6, 2021

Bits

Originates from the vernacular of South Londoners, a synonym for "drugs". Can be used with an adjective to specify the particular type of drug, e.g. Medium bits in relation to MDMA. Alternatively, a noun modifier may be used to stipulate the type e.g. Cardboard bits for Weed.

Those whose use the word "Bits" have also been known to exclaim the word "oi", with the tendency to prolongate the word in conversation.

Will: "Shaun, have you been on the bits again you fiend".

Chris" Oiiiiiii, get your Bits out".

by Bitswood October 22, 2019

riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019