human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.

Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!

by Avisottda April 22, 2017

Humanity

God's only mistake.

I hate all of humanity.

by The Amazing Pickle June 14, 2018

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.

The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.

by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009