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Slut Ho

A sexual permiscuious man or woman who sleeps with whomever she can, sometimes for personal gain, but mostly cause she's a nappy headed ho. They can be seen as either a beneficial aspect of human culture or an obimination to mankind. Everybody knows one, everyone's fucked one; nobody talks about them, but everyone wants one. Politicians love slut hoes.
That slut ho Sally had sex with Dick more fifty times in the first month they met, before they even started dating.

Jane got caught fucking Dick in the kitchen by her pimp. Jane screamed, "Run Dick run!" He said, "You stupid slut ho, better not be getting any diseases! You know I don't fool around. Bitch, where's my money!?"
by Djoser May 24, 2007
mugGet the Slut Homug.

pro-ho

Those chicks following around McConkey are all pro-hos.
by Anna May 4, 2004
mugGet the pro-homug.

Ho-bag

The term used to describe a carrier of MANY sexual diseases, often dipicted in the form of Prostitutes, or sluts in everyone's class/office/place of business.
" Man, that bitch was such a fuckin' ho-bag, I think I got crabs."
by Carlo November 26, 2003
mugGet the Ho-bagmug.

HO SNAP

Charlie: You can't say the d word
Chuck: Dog!
Daisy: HO SNAP! HE JUST DID
Fred: Owned
by Charlie Felts November 28, 2007
mugGet the HO SNAPmug.

hulk a ho

the act of carrying a woman over your shoulder to a remote location with the intent of partisipating in consentual angry sex.
Kim and I got into a fight last night and we got so turned on I had to hulk a ho.
by merridw November 2, 2007
mugGet the hulk a homug.

Sandman that ho

First, set up a miniature "grave" in a sandy beach for your sexual partner to lie in. Proceed to cover your partner's entire body, excluding the genitalia and face. Wait for your partner to fall asleep. When the moment is right begin to fornicate with your partner, appearing to onlookers that you are merely sexing the sand.
Bob: "So I hear you're bringing Natasha on a date to the beach tonight!"

Marquis: "Yo, Imma goina sandman that ho."
by KodyPeters(call me:5177756301) October 12, 2008
mugGet the Sandman that homug.

ho bags

when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
by williet hughnot January 9, 2020
mugGet the ho bagsmug.

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