The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022

pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

by David Tsal November 20, 2004

hands

the part on your body at the end of your arms with fingers that you type with dumbass!

My hands are cold!

by coca October 31, 2003

deluxe handshake

A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.

Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.

by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017

Macbeth hands

When you finger a girl who is on her period and get blood on your hands.

Con fingered Jourtney and got Macbeth hands because she was on her period.

by Crystajs October 17, 2008

Prep Handshake

The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.

I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.

by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010