Marianne had a lot of drinks and decided to give me a quick hand job on the short ride home. Pullng into the driveway, she began whirling my crank, winding it hard and fast like a "hand hurricane." The result was a downed limb and messy jeans.
by rash123 June 30, 2006
A Hand-Jibber is another way of saying Hand Job- the act of a women useingher hands to manipulate her male partner/ partners (partners see-"gang-bang", also see "typical sorority girl night out") penis in order to stimulate him/ them to climax. Levels of Hand-jibbers
Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.
Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.
Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.
*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.
Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.
Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.
*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Me-"Yo last night Maggy gave me the best level 3 Hand-Jibber"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
by Jekyllnhyde February 05, 2012
One of the greatest Australian films of all time. Plenty of blood and guts and fuckin good cars. Top story as well.
"Shoties are good, mate".
"The wrong choices can really fuck you up."
Two Hands is fuckin brilliant.
"The wrong choices can really fuck you up."
Two Hands is fuckin brilliant.
by Superbowl Xv March 28, 2018
an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother
when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded
by Sexydimma December 10, 2013
1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
by Mister jack Fister November 28, 2007
The hand your preferrably female partner uses to slide down your cock as she is on her knees preforming oral sex.
Corey: "Dude, my girlfriend almost got her bj hand cut off by a car door?"
Eric: "That would be horrible, then she wouldn't be able to keep balance when blowing you!"
Eric: "That would be horrible, then she wouldn't be able to keep balance when blowing you!"
by calistoe June 13, 2008
by bgjacman May 23, 2008