Lucifer's Hammer

When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.

My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.

by Senor Hueso. September 2, 2018

Lunge Hammer

A particular dance that was started from the RAGE club nights (Rock, Metal & Punk) at The Furnace.

It involves the holding of an imaginary hammer and lunging forward sharply on one leg bringing the 'hammer' down onto the floor in one swift movent in time with the music.

Wow! Look at that kid Lunge Hammer!

by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009

Valdosta hammer

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta

I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer

by Dependable Don March 12, 2023

Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.

When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.

by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Deke Hammer

This act is preformed when a man 'batwings' his ball sack over his partners vagina and then uses his penis to hammer his balls into her.

The Deke Hammer gave Colin some serious blue balls the next morning.

by Rampant lion September 7, 2013

todd hammer

Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!

Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.

by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019