half-a-hoe

Someone who dates a lot of guys but never goes all the way. Usually says "I love you" in the first month and sucks a lot of cock. Bad judgement in a guy's character and is in constant need of a boy's affection.

LeShaye is a good person, but man she gets around. She's a half-a-hoe.

by StraightUpBaller May 10, 2016

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

half a loaf

Getting a semi on.

On a bumpy bus ride I got a half a loaf

by Geordielover123 November 17, 2016

Half-ass soap job

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

by sucker1 January 25, 2018

half-time show

verb meaning (1) to embarass yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public

I went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed

I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone

by Bob Armstrong February 10, 2004

Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.

Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!

by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006