Brian Griffin death

The death that took place on November 2013 and Brian may not be brought back from the dead.

Example of Brian griffin death
Kid 1: OMG BRIAN DEAD ;(

Kid 2: IKR?!
Hypocrite: HAHAHAH HE WAS SO LIBERAL *Meanwhile praises Hillary Clinton*

by hipsteroftheyear December 2, 2013

griffer

A griffer is someone who drives too slow in the left lane, and refuses to change lanes even after being passed and cut-off by AT LEAST eight cars. Griffers almost always drive 1992 Cadillac DeVilles.

Switch lanes or speed up you fucking griffer! What are you trying to prove anyway?

by Wes Moore May 21, 2008

gift that keeps on giving

syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.

you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner

by whhatup69 November 11, 2013

gifts

A graphics interchange format featuring Taylor Swift. gif + ts (Taylor Swift) = gifts

Did you get the gifts I sent you?
I love these gifts.
I saw the best gifts today on Tumblr.
I want to thank everyone for these delightful gifts.

by ZMP17 April 20, 2011

Meg Griffin

The lead weight of Family Guy.

Wanting to be popular, but failing miserably. The epitome of unpopularity.

Boy that loser's a real Meg Griffin.

by Damon April 26, 2004

Gift of the Magi

Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

by Brett Herron November 10, 2006

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008