by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025
Get the mao gooningmug. Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.
The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.
Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).
Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.
Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).
Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon gooningmug. by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023
Get the goon materialmug. someone who is succumbed to be of thy disturbing nature.
Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting
Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting
Mike D : “ This gooch got ur nigga stuck”
The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”
The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”
by realnigglet April 20, 2024
Get the goonmug. People who dont care and people who dont listen to the nay sayers. Their different and unique in their own ways and will be something in the world
by I got that long shlong 3000 May 17, 2020
Get the Goonmug. A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.
Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.
Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …
by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025
Get the The Ghost of the Goonmug.