A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade
weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said
weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good
ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack
whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the
party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong
GoblinKev - I hear that