Ghetto Golf

Golfing where participants of the traditional foursome are replaced by drunken, foul mouthed, individuals. Traditional golf etiquette is replaced by constant heckling, the only exception being during a persons back swing.

While approaching the first tee of our last round of Ghetto Golf, Derek began bragging " I'm going to draw this ball right onto to the green". Dustin replied " No Fucking way bud, your going trees right!"

Lols abounded

Sure enough trees right, and the tone for the round was set

by DirtyDznuts November 21, 2011

Ghetto Electric

Hooking an extension cord up to your neighbor's exterior electrical outlets when the power company disconnects your power.

Edison unhooked our power but that's aight! We got Ghetto Electric.

by BIGSmoothie January 29, 2012

Ghettozilla

An individual, usually a neighbor, who is for no apparent reason extremely loud and/or obnoxious both vocally and physically. Slamming doors to home or vehicle. No action is done with consideration for any other persons in the vacinity.

Man 1-"Dang, did you feel the apartment shake?"

Man 2-"Yeah, the ghettozilla upstairs is on the move."

by Ariesian May 14, 2013

Ghetto White Girl

Typically a teenage or tween girl who is of white descent who pretends to be black. These girls can be found at your school or a local Dominican hair salon at the bad side of town. They tend to speak in ebonics and speak very loudly. They usually get their hair in a silk press, fluffy high bun with their edges done or box braids. They get their hair done very frequently and apply shit tons of eco-styler gel which causes them to have nappy and damaged hair. They wear lots of skinny ripped jeans and over-sized tees or crop tops or body con dresses, they also wear large hoops with lip gloss and long fluffy lashes. They tend to be offended other white women that are preppy or girly as they are knowledgeable and tend to be more well grounded and respected than they are. These women are usually white and pretend to be apart of the black race even though they are not. They have a caucasian accent but force a black accent with the usage of ebonics which causes them to sound annoying. They always hang out with other black people. They tend to stirr up lots of drama and like to start lots of fights just for fun. They talk behind peoples back.

Ghetto white girl: Girllll i finna beat you tf up if you dont stfu. You mad annoying wit your trifling ass n*gga.

Girl: Your just ghetto on the low.

by imvalidanduknowit January 26, 2022

inner ghetto

the planes of ghettoness within ones soul, holding potential for ghettocity.

He unleashes the inner ghetto in me.
Search for your inner ghetto {insert yoga breathing technique here}

by Ewokette July 10, 2005

gone ghetto

The reaction of a woman when she finds out her husband has been cheatin'.

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had gone ghetto on him.

by daflysta December 3, 2009

Getting your walking papers

To be fired, to "get the sack," to be canned, to lose one's job.

"Yeah, after getting caught using the office copier that way, I'm pretty sure you'll be getting your walking papers next week."

by Marty G. December 4, 2007