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Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.
Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days
by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023
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gut bugger

when your gut feeling tells you to do something, but your head tells you not to do it. May also be applied to choices.
Brian, John, Lance and Max are deciding where to go. They give Max the choices because he is the youngest one here. He has to pick.
Brian: Max, would you like to go to Taco Bell, Arby's, In-and-Out, the diner or McDonald's?
Max: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this goes on for 30 minutes)
John: Guys, he's having a gut bugger. In-and-Out it is!
by moleonneck September 17, 2023
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Pussy guts

The internal sexual organs of the female of the species, including the ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, etc.
Look at that hot chick over there, I’d like to punch her right in the pussy guts with my tube steak.
by The Real Mark Pugner September 23, 2023
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Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.
Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019
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Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020
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Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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gut nuggets

When you have semi firm nuggets of feces in combination with diarrhea. Is often explosive or accompanied by violent and painful gas.
Bro, I'll never take shots of salsa verde again!!! That shit gave me hardcore gut nuggets
by HexVoid January 4, 2021
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