Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

by Franko Beard December 25, 2008

Goose Egg

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game

Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)

by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009

goose

Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...

Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!

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Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!

by LastBloke February 24, 2010

Goose

The back area of A platform @ d2 ... the wall says "goose"

terrorist obama: "theres a cricket monkey hiding on goose box"

terrorist osama: "dirka dirka"

by fraggin since 1.5 June 19, 2011

goose

some who has a weird shaped head and a long neck and a gigantic buttox like "Mother Goose".

ususally seen with a small vienna sausage like penis that stands up even with out being aroused, becuz of its small size.

When i was in the locker room, a goose tried to hump me.

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

wild goose chase

when you've killed all but one of your enemy's units (in a RTS game) and the last of the enemy's units is roaching around, possibly in your base killing your workers, until your enemy sees that you've sent your entire army at his last unit and consequently runs his last unit around the map, leading your 50 unit army on a wild goose chase for 30 minutes until he abruptly resigns when your army closes in on his unit.

OMG, I thought I won the game, but his last light cavalry was harassing my economy and I had to send my entire army to lead a wild goose chase after that last light cavalry unit for 30 minutes - and then that bastard resigned just when his light cavalry fell into my ambush.

by inquilinekea October 15, 2008