Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.

I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.

by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

main goon

The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.

No way she is your main goon!

by ponabgulao April 21, 2025

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024

flicker goon sesh

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time

Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.

by DIavarium July 2, 2024

Goon

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)

Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!

by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025