Good in bed

If someone is "good in bed", it means they're good at sex.

Gary: "I had sex with Nicola last night."
Frank: "Finally started putting out, did she?"
Gary: "Yeah, but the wait was worth it. She's so good in bed."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato September 10, 2020

The Drew Gooden

While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.

I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

a "good morning mr. president"

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.

I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!

by Rufnew June 30, 2017

good I might

A phrase that, when said, no matter how many times, makes you sound Australian.

Friend 1: Hey, you should go to the Coldplay concert.
Friend 2: Good I might.
Friend 1: Dude, you aren't freakin' Australian.
Friend 2: ??
Friend 1: You just said "Good day, mate."

by KoalaBoo December 5, 2011

Goodbye Horses

When Q Lazzarus's 'Goodbye Horses' is playing within earshot, a drunk male will drop his pants and underwear, tuck his genitals between his legs, raise and lower his shirt, and dance around the room while whispering 'Would You Fuck Me'; recreating the famous 'Buffalo Bill' tucking scene from the Silence of the Lambs.

A: You remember when Kyle went 'Goodbye Horses' on us last night.
B: Yeah man. Surreal.

by IT-Dan August 28, 2013

good girls

they are bad girls that haven't been caught

She's a good girl, she's Daddy's favourite.He's saved for Harvard, he know she'll make it.She's good at school, she's never truant.She can speak French, I think she's fluent.
'Cause every night she studies hard in her room, at least that's what her parents assume, but she sneaks out the window to meet with her boyfriend.Here's what she told me the time that I caught 'em.

She said to me,"Forget what you thought 'cause good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught,so just turn around and forget what you saw 'cause good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught."

by filthymudblood January 18, 2015

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003