Fincho

A famous mute from the US South who was the first person to be coined with the term "Simp". Now associated with anyone who is spastic, basement dwelling, socially inept and a virgin. Video game players are frequently associated with the term. Also used by the LBGTQ+ community as an insult.

(in a trans night club setting) OMG! Did you see that Fincho over there? He looks so desperate trying to buy people free drinks and make friends. Soooo awkward. Why doesn't he just buy a dildo and be done with it??

by King Tropic April 9, 2023

French Roommate

The butt hole

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.

by vTK August 7, 2023

Purple French Toast

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

by Dr. Anonymous Ph.D October 21, 2012

a finch

to do a finch is to blow up on the last hole of golf

i was going to win that game of golf till i did a finch

by da boi gibsy June 22, 2012

australian french kiss

A french kiss but down under

Austin gave me an Australian french kiss last night when we were getting it on.

by bananapanda May 14, 2015

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018