sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.

Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

Nuclear Fisting

The act of pulling out of a girl's asshole and then mc fisting her until your hand smells like a nuclear bomb.

I heard screams in my friend's room and opened his door to catch him Nuclear Fisting is Girlfriend.

by Lenny The Cow June 17, 2017

troll-fishing

to post content for the sole purpose of baiting (and catching) people to troll.

Did you see the anti-Trump meme I posted? I was troll-fishing for my alt-right uncle and now it has 102 angry comments.

by steine April 22, 2018

Derek Fishing

An individual who attempts to gain a multiplicity of sexual partners while pursuing a woman currently.

Or a person who makes attempts to pursue multiple women (whether he’s failing or prevailing.)

“Look at that nigga Telvin. Over there Derek Fishing and shit”.

by AL Matic February 17, 2018

Anti-fishing

When someone claims to be fishing for reactions and gets a reaction however is denied the fish due to them actually believing what they said. A fish will only be rewarded to fisher if the content used is controversial and something they don't actually believe is true.

Therefore the fishee has rights to an appeal if they believe the fisher was using their statement to form a true debate or argument but later claimed a fish after a reaction was received.

For example, Jordan was anti-fishing on many public forums regarding the Australian cricket team's ball tampering plot. But because the stance he took was a stance he believed in, all reactions he received were not counted as successful fishes.

by Mvpease May 17, 2018