fat bastardry

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

by vish213 August 10, 2010

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fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 08, 2009

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fat food

Any type of fast food. Fat is the long abbreviation of fast in "fast food" which makes it fat food... also the fact that fast food is usually extremely fattening, it works perfectly.

person 1- "I'm goin out, you want anything on my way back"
person 2- "Yeah get me some fat food, what you think!"
person 1- "K, what you want"
person 2- " BK nigga! or wendy's"

by super salty sauce November 16, 2010

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