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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
by Azenath69 September 6, 2022
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Red Flag Pussy

A girl or woman who instigates drama or who comes with unwanted problems/situations stemming from sexual relations or encounters with her. Mostly common with females who lack desired attention and inherited their mothers' negative attitudes toward men.
"Man dont be tryin to get some Red flag pussy next thing you know you're gettin' your house shot up because you fucked the wrong bitch."
by Hardhead503 August 11, 2021
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Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
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lit at six flags

"we are lit at six flags"
"yo you see them they are lit at six flags"
by dillpikile November 4, 2020
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flag trip

Things old people say. I interpret it to mean an experimental run at some activity. Perhaps affiliated with the concept of carrying the family flag to some new location.
Glad to hear you had a nice flag trip out to some place you've considered moving to
by CauselessEffect March 7, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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