by conzy paz August 5, 2019
Get the Ethan peacockmug. Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
by reddoe January 18, 2023
Get the Ethan Parsonsmug. An amazing animator, and great guy all around. GREAT and animation, and when his story time animations come out every once in a while it is worth it!
by DestopDrawings October 18, 2022
Get the Ethan Animatesmug. These two are the perfect match made in heaven. They will send each other texts like crazy and compliment each other. When you see them together, you will most likely stare in awe wishing you could be as happy as them. A Haley and an Ethan is the best relationship you could ever come across. They love to spend time with each other and they give each other hugs on a daily basis. If you ever come across them, don't ruin that for them. You will regret it. They think about each other every second and when they're apart, they dream of each other being together right away. They make each other smile, laugh, and be happy. They are the most wonderful, amazing, and the cutest couple ever. If you are a Haley or an Ethan you better stay together because you will never find any other relationship to work besides when ya'll are together.
Lauren: "Wow!!! I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Ethan do."
Chloe: "They are so cute together!!! I wish I was that lucky."
Chloe: "They are so cute together!!! I wish I was that lucky."
by Galantis April 23, 2019
Get the haley and ethanmug. The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.
by Screwviedy May 2, 2022
Get the Ethan Staimug. Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
Get the ethan mortonmug. 