austin english

A bitch ass loser known for his Gay ass camaro and for giving bj's in the gym parking lot. Can refer to anyone who is gay.

Man, you're really being an Austin English right now.

by dipmasterwintergreen September 18, 2017

Proper English

The variant of English spoken in the United Kingdom (where English is from).

David: Do you speak Proper English, mate?

by jss-urban January 22, 2021

you know english is my second language, right?

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!

by Mohib April 10, 2019

mid atlantic english

see mid atlantic accent

by fast pate June 12, 2003

an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013