by taco boy101 March 15, 2017
Get the Edgar mug.A fictional character,a vampire thats basically perfect in his appearence. Girls and twilight fans absouloutly adore him and the actor that plays him in the movie, Robert Patterson.
Most boys get really stressed and worked up about the fact that girls love him. Really stressed. Probably jelousy although it is a fictional character. haha
Most boys get really stressed and worked up about the fact that girls love him. Really stressed. Probably jelousy although it is a fictional character. haha
Girl:I love Edward Cullen, hes gotta be real. There must be a guy like him somewhere!
Boy: THERE ISN'T! AGH I HATE TWILIGHT!
Boy: THERE ISN'T! AGH I HATE TWILIGHT!
by meh 8) October 29, 2009
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One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
by Funmonger man September 14, 2009
Get the Carl Edward Jordan Split mug.Egotistical, narcissistic, self-loving bastards that only thinks with his extremely small penis, that makes up with it by driving a Really nice car. Tyler Edwards usually smoke cigarettes and wear collard shirts, typically the white ones think there black, but are usually terrified of black people.
Look at that tyler edwards over there! He thinks his car is getting the ladys but really its the fact that they all hoes. His car is really nice doe.
by Abubububu9 October 13, 2011
Get the Tyler Edwards mug.A term used for one who is in a constant state of constipation, usually very unnattractive, with a high pitched annoying voice.
oh, god, she's such an edwa.
by orphkane November 16, 2010
Get the edwa mug.Edward is a fictional character created by Stephanie Meyer. He appears throught the twilight novels and is a "vegetarian" vampire. The word vegetarian entails that him and his family drink only the blood of animals instead of humans. Edward Cullen's family is made up of 3 couples; Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward is a fictional character created by Stephanie Meyer. He appears throught the twilight novels and is a "vegetarian" vampire. The word vegetarian entails that him and his family drink only the blood of animals instead of humans. Edward Cullen's family is made up of 3 couples; Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
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