Ex-jected

When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex

Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 25, 2019

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Ex Jesus

Alex

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus

by Starbellied July 31, 2023

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pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

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deus ex muchina

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.

Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"

by Braxias976 April 28, 2019

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celino and she EX baifren

the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂

Dem ah bruk up

The end

Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!

what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️

BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂

by CELINAS BIGGEST FAN ♥️🤟 March 31, 2022

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