doorknobbing

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

by Alfling August 30, 2014

Doork

Person that pulls on a door that says push or vise versa.

While pushing on the door to get in I notice the sign said to push. I am such a doork!

by Raymann May 10, 2015

Doorknob

A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".

Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"

Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"

Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."

by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

reverse door job

See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.

"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"

by Sean Perera December 25, 2007

Back door treatment

When you live in a house with a bunch of guy friends and you don't want them to know you have a girl over, so you sneek her in through the back door.

Jon: " I want to bring Katie over tonight but the guys are going to call me a pussy whipped bitch"

Justin: " Just give her the back door treatment, theyll never know!!"

by G Swipe November 3, 2011

Leave your shoes at the door

To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.

After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.

by K-Rish December 28, 2010