Dirty daniel

When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.

Pulled a dirty daniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.

by Zbot1984 October 17, 2020

Dirty Jo

When you make coffee and filter it with a used jizz sock.

E.g. I made my wife some dirty jo. She loved it.

by Kopecks October 17, 2014

Dirty Bando

The act of, or a person who parties all night, then continues through the next day, and then straight through the second night without sleeping (or sometimes showering).

"We don't need a hotel room in Vegas, we're pulling a Dirty Bando."

"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."

"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."

by El Stachio February 6, 2010

Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Dirty Dublin

When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.

Guy 1: Hey why is your beard red?
Guy 2: Oh crap my girlfriend must of given me a dirty dublin.

by Waskar February 21, 2011

Dirty Hawtin

The sexual act of when someone has achieved orgasm and throws a speaker on the other receiving individual.

This dj fucked some slut in the booth and wasn't going to bring her to the hotel room so he performed a "Dirty Hawtin" on her.

by GuBostonDubs February 19, 2015

dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015