Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.

"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"

by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017

Age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder charachterized by people having a shorter fuse as they get older

My parents are suffering some kind of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017

ogd disorder

Ogd disorder means to have obsessive girl disorder.

Kevin has ogd disorder

by Ksaarialhilin April 25, 2017

CM disorder

Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness

"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"

by Randy ;) June 7, 2017

anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

UniPolar Disorder

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

I don't know how to use UniPolar Disorder in a sentence

by CrimsonVixen February 27, 2018

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017