Sexual Bipolar Disorder

Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.

One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.

Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.

Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."

Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"

Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."

*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*

by mastermustard October 31, 2013

The SMB disorder

When your girl friend acts like best friends to people she barely knows.

Wow! That girl said she loved me, she must have "the SMB disorder.

by Dyljen June 22, 2011

racial identity disorder

an affliction in which the subject acts like someone from another race, usually a stereotype of said other race; also known as RID

Wiggers, wapanese, and oreos all suffer from racial identity disorder.

by Guy F July 30, 2007

Distractatron

A distractatron is a person (usually female) who is incredibly distracting through excessive attractiveness and/or a high sex drive. Being around one means you are unlikely to get anything else done.

This is not always a bad thing.

"Man, that girl is so dimply, she is a total distractatron, I can't concentrate on my work"

by cornishman123 March 10, 2010

disgracefuk

the ironic typo when you go to call someone disgraceful for fucking someone totally wrong but hit the K instead of the L before pressing enter.

"you shagged your brother's ex? that's disgracefuk"

by temp0r August 29, 2011

Disgracin

v. The act of laying some one out and proceeding to dangle ones genitals inches from the disgracee's facial area.

Dude, we should get a five-man tactical team together and do some mass disgracin' this weekend.

by DisgracinTheBasin February 22, 2012

discrating

Something your wife says when the soap disappears

(The soap discrated in the tub). The soap was discrating in the tub.

by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016