top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

decemberists

mad band named after a russian party division of the first world war. They're awesome, have three full length albums, one "The Tain EP" (in a class by itself), and one more EP.

Anonymous: How come that person in headphones is dancing like an epileptic?
Me: AND WE'LL ALL GO PRAISE THE INFANTA!!!!!!!!!!"

by burningofthemidnightlamp April 10, 2005

December 15

The day where the best people are born. If you were born on this day you are the best person around.

Janet: Hi Willow, aren’t you born on December 15?
Willow: Yeah, why?
Janet: BECAUSE YOUR THE BEST

by Nancy Rildom October 29, 2019

Stacks On Deck

Stacks on deck is a term that refers to having a sufficiently large quantity of money to the point where one can spend as much as they want without noticing the loss. The term is commonly included in hip-hop, rap, and RnB songs, often in conjunction with lyrics that claim to be able to provide unlimited luxuries for a female companion. An example of this type of usage can be seen in the song “Whatever You Like”, where the rapper T.I. sings “Stacks on deck, Patron on ice, we can pop bottles all night, baby you could have whatever you like”. Here the phrase refers to having enough money to buy limitless bottles of Patron. Obviously, having stacks on deck requires having a large amount of money, yet to use the phrase itself there are less obvious requirements. You won’t see a high profile banker or engineer use the phrase to describe their wealth because to most people they would sound like they’re trying to impersonate the style and tone of a rapper. Contrary to what some people might believe, the term refers neither to falling to the floor during a gunfight nor to taking MDMA, as is sometimes claimed. The term is a fairly modern one, thought to have originated due to high profile, rich playboys throwing down stacks of cash onto the “deck” of the bar, buying drinks without regard to cost. The term became somewhat more famous after the artist Soulja Boy created a recording label under the name Stacks on Deck Entertainment (SODMG).

To buy all that wacky tobakky, he must have had mad stacks on deck

by KyleBohunicky October 13, 2011

decca dick

The impotence caused by the ABUSE of the steroid molecule, nandrolone decanoate,commonly known by it's brand name, Deca-Durabolin, including testicular atrophy. Meaning, you can't get it up. Leading to users stacking (combining) it with testosterone based steroids such as proprionate or enthanate to fix this side effect.

Girl: What's wrong sweet heart?
Guy: I got Decca Dick
Girl: damn it! i told you to use proprionate!

by Elguapeton69 August 24, 2011

decombust

/dee-cum-bust/

Verb

Unconsume by fire.
• to be unconsumed by fire

Origin
LATIN
Uncomburere
Unburn up

LATIN
Uncombustus

ENGLISH
uncombust
Unburned,
Uncalcined

"In the year 4836 the sun will decombust; thus we beeth fucketh." -Tupac's 9th symphony

Teacher: "when something unburns, what do we call that?"

Little Johnny: " when something unburns it decombusts!"

by PistolWhipYourAsspole January 1, 2017

December 4

He/She is incredibly talented, intelligent, beautiful and unique, has a great sense of humor, it's always right and he/she is a really good kisser and lover

Wow, he must have been born in December 4

by BornInDecember October 15, 2019