CAP’N CRUNCH

Austin is a capper, he should be referred to as CAP’N CRUNCH for his complete inability to not cap

Austin AKA CAP’N CRUNCH was CAP’N when he said “I did a raid with a lvl 46 in Pokémon go”

by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020

Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat.

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!

Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "

by coolrat September 5, 2021

Crunch n' Munch

(n) Hippy Lesbian Porn

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

by bobbyDoesntLikecrunchies March 25, 2010

ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

nestle crunch

when u shart and it leaves crunchy stuff in your drawers

christina sharted some nestle crunch again

by dless June 16, 2010

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

Crunch

A crunch may be referred to the act of masturbation or wanking

Boy1: that girl is fit
Boy2: i may just have to go crunch over her

by gablehallstudent February 22, 2010