Crumples

A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.

Corn ball 🖕

Micah crumples is ass @ 8 ball.

by Mackyauna September 3, 2020

crumg

humge crimnge

you are crumg

by footcheese April 7, 2021

cunt-crumble

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.

You sir, are a cunt-crumble!

by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

J-crump

To take a crap.

Hey Cameron, I just took a huge J-crump. Come check it out.

by Cody_Carnage February 19, 2009

Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair.

As you wipe your butt, crap and lint is rolled into the butt hair with each wipe. Over time (especially with not showering regularly) with each wipe more and more Grundle crumbs appear.

by Hak44 August 23, 2009

the crummel

a disease in which your entire body eats itself from the inside out. somewhat like spontaneous combustion without the heat. occurs when you participate in intercourse with "little people" that have irregular appendages.

Meaghan: I think I have the crummel
Shelton: Oh shit. I'd rather have the HIV.

by Chicken? June 18, 2010

Fingernail crumbs

The unpleasing morsels left in the bottom of a bag of popcorn, chips, pretzels that have likely come into contact with one's fingernail.

Throw that bag of popcorn away, the only thing left is fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.

by CaptainGordon August 20, 2013