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Madagascar Face Cream

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.
Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.
by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009
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ice cream

a good song by Raekwon feat. Cappadonna, Ghostface Killah, and Method Man on the album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up
by Cursayer November 8, 2007
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Ice Cream

Girl 1: After he had cake we went out for some ice cream, it was fantastic!
Girl 2: Hahaha.
by Jokingly-CreatingWords3 June 20, 2010
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cream surprise

The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE
So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed
by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006
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cream

money, jewerely, anything valuable, or that costs alot, Also C.r.e.a.m, cash rules everything around me,
Me, im not the king, but niggas is decaf i stick them fo the cream
by Michael Fresh December 31, 2006
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horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.
*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)
by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008
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Cream Volcano

A man ejaculates into a partners asshole while in the doggy position, then after waiting a while for one to brew the partner farts the cum into the air like a volcano!
I was with this girl the other night and the bitch got some of her cream volcano in my eye...
by CreamVolcanoGuy September 5, 2009
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