Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina

Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.

by John the donkey November 04, 2009

Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

by hjjcnk May 22, 2021

Rotten Cow

Ebony tawede the meaning of stanky fishy Fanny and a rotten rat that looks like a green shit

Rotten cow name is Ebony Tawede

by Anonymous120805 January 26, 2020

cow apple

Cow poop

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"

by zamphyr September 28, 2013

Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008

cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions December 20, 2015

Cow-Holmes

A person that dresses half country-western and half urban hip-hop. Most have a bi-polar disorder.

Man, check out Jimmy's sweet cowhide vest over his super FUBU jersey - dude is sporting a serious Cow-Holmes look.

by JCone9 August 14, 2003