Cowboy Stomp

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter

Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.

by LNW2.0 November 24, 2021

Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"

by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018

Grindstone Cowboys

In every Little League, two dads always do the work of 80 volunteers.

Sheila said, "Travis & Chris work the field for every game, even the ones their own kids don't play in!" Bob replied, "They are the Grindstone Cowboys."

by Kobayish June 24, 2024

cowboy hello

When wearing a cowboy hat, you scan the room to find a rowdy girl, pin her down to put a saddle on her back and ride her around, whilst tipping your hat people you pass by.

Hey Randy, how about you go give this new girl a nice cowboy hello to welcome her to the bar.

by Quick and the bread July 26, 2024

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

cowboy

To want to be a cowboy is to want to kill yourself. it comes from cowboys using ropes and knowing how to tie knots, including the knot used for hanging. "cowboy" can be replaced with "sailor," as sailors are also known for knot-tying, if not more so than cowboys.
Comes from the comment section of the YouTube video, "Knots used for hanging," from YouTube channel Textbook of Knotting.

"i can't handle this pressure anymore
i'm quitting my job to become the #1 cowboy" - @althenea

by ohmyjesusfuck May 25, 2025

Cowboy mexican

A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks

Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob

by Emilio ortiz July 26, 2018