Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina

Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.

by John the donkey November 3, 2009

Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

cows breath

if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.

"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"

by kirk lizard 2 December 30, 2008

slaughtering a cow

to have sex with a fat chick

last night I was so drunk, I almost thought of slaughtering a cow

by truspider82 January 16, 2011

cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions March 30, 2016

filthy cow

a female who loves to do dirty things during sex

that filthy cow shoved my cock up her arse then her finger up mine, it was magic

by biiiig jim January 15, 2008

Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

by hjjcnk May 21, 2021