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Cop

An extremely cowardly person. The lowest level of being a coward.
“Why are you behaving so violently without provocation? Are you a cop?”
by Velcro April 23, 2021
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Cops

People just like everyone else. If you listened too closely to the media, you would believe they are either bad people or heroes, when in reality they are often getting fucked over by some of the same people as the unarmed black guys getting killed by them, all to turn people against each other and make an inflammatory situation.
Cops are not bad guys and they're not superheroes either. They're just people, the way that George Floyd, Daunte Wright, or Breonna Taylor are just people too. They're not victims of a tragedy as the grief tragedy sympathy media industry would tell you, they were just people.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
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cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy December 13, 2012
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Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.
That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!
by JohnnyKC September 21, 2011
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yo it's the cops outside

An action that feels illegal or wrong to do; too good to be allowed/true
yo it's the cops outside cuz i plugged in my keyboard and mouse to my xbox and played with those controls.
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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.
by Sidchrome November 12, 2023
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