spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

Condom

Is this French or something

So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French

by riplacapone August 18, 2016

Group-condom

A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends

a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom

by sturmsey June 23, 2021

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018

Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

by big edwin December 13, 2017