Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.

Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy

by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021

Dudist Colony

A gathering or event that seems to be mostly full of males. Synonym: sausage festival.

This party doesn't have any women. It's a dudist colony.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Dudist Colony

An group, event, or gathering that seems to be mostly dudes. Synonym for "sausage fest".

There are NO women at this party. It looks like a dudist colony in here.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

gym colonialism

the gymrats who leave their water bottles and jumpers around the gym equipment, walk off and come back expecting to have “their” gym apparatus back when it is not THEIRS IN THE FIRSt place. Walking AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE DAMN PLACE and are more entitled to the equipment just cuz they’re jacked when sir… this is a public CHAIN gym.

Gym Colonialism is an atrocity which is often overlooked, but we should stand together against this modern day evil and jab these twits in the eye

by Luisa2333 March 30, 2023

colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009