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Randolph-Macon Woman's College 

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
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centenary college 

A small Methodist college in the heart of Hackettstown, New Jersey. The food sucks, the students are culturally naïve, and most everyone goes home on weekends. Professors are required to take attendance and fail anyone with more than four absences. The credit system changes every semester to throw everyone off. Parties start at 5 pm and get busted left and right by the crazy pigs before midnight. Every guy is either very unattractive or taken. The girls are bitches. Applebees and Walmart are the only hangouts in the area. Last but not least, there is one frat and one sorority – the frat is for black guys and the sorority is for fat chicks.
I go to Centenary College.
OH! THAT SUCKS! I go to Rutgers!
centenary college by GetInMyPants October 7, 2007

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

whitby community college 

one of the worst run schools in the country the teachers have no idea what they are doing and the people that run the school rachel totton and Dr morgan should have been fired months ago all they care about is the money and the that kids wear black friggin shoes!!!
kid 1 : hi i go to whitby community college

kid 2 : god i feel so so sorry for you
whitby community college by adfadasd September 6, 2008

palomar college 

10% community college
10% ashtray
80% parking lot
I parked at Palomar College, walked for 15 minutes through the parking lot to get to class, and saw more cigarettes on the ground then there are students on campus.
palomar college by some student November 27, 2006

Union College

First of all, the things listed above are old school. You want the real deal, check this out. Union is in Schenectady: heart of NY. We're not from the City, and we're not on the Canadian border, we're basically perfectly located. The campus is gorgeous in all seasons, small and walkable, and the buildings are beautiful.
The people here are kick-ass: brains, beauty and brawn. Not everyone is preppy, not everyone is rich. The kids are varied and down to earth, accessible and personable. It's easy to meet people from various backgrounds and we're not just a bunch of clones. Yeah, we've got some Coach and Armani, but no one's scared to rock some Target fashions. Also, we're not defined by our Greek life. The sorority girls aren't a bunch of blonde coke-heads, and our frat brothers are not roofying maniacs.
This IS the real Union College.
Mechanical engineering, Minnesota, Delta Delta Delta sister
East Asian Studies, Voorheesville, NY, Ballroom Dancer
Environmental Studies, Texas, Alpha Epsilon Pi brother
English and Art, Maine, Minerva House Council
Spanish and Economics, Schenectady, Volleyball

All here at Union College...
Union College by Union March 27, 2008

Reed College

Reed College, in the Pacific Northwest, is known primarily for turning out Fuckin' Reedies!
Fuckin' Reedies is a derogatory term co-opted by Reedies and used as a welcome.
Reed College by Eliot Hall August 25, 2005