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Lady Colin Campbell

A woman who gossips on British Television.
by Lady Colin Campbell. October 14, 2022
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muder colic

"muder," stands for mother, and "colic," stands for either "fucker" or an injury on your dick.
I have a muder colic!
You're a muder colic >:(
by fartholeman November 16, 2023
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A ColinKohn

A colinkohn is a person who is an asshole and has no real or actual purpose in life other than to think they’re the sh*t but in reality are extremely inferior to others.

They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous pick me girls.

They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body.

They have an orange skintone like Donald Trump or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a
super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate american girls.
Hot girl : Is that a colinkohn?

Other hot girl: Yes, now my day is ruined.

Hot girl: He must get tired from all his friends dick-riding him and constantly controlling their lives and what they do and who they can date or like.

Other hot girl: Yeah they do that cause they’re actually super into eachother.
by moreiconicthanyou March 2, 2024
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J-Coling

J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
The term originated after the famous rapper J-Cole decided to align himself with Drake in an attempt to claim the rap battle thrown against Kendrick Lamar (aka K Dot). Shortly after releasing thier song J-Cole chose to make a public apology to K Dot, and proceeded to excuse himself from the battle. Initially he received backlash for his decision, however, after the world witnessed the lyrical bloodbath that ensued, the world realized J-Cole made the best decision. Thus, the term, J-Coling it was was born.

J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
To choose peace, to avoid conflict, to remove yourself from a battle, to choose serenity, to engage in mindfulness exercises and promote positive-self growth, to guard your own personal and mental well being, to enjoy the little things in life, to make good choices.

By: MIA the 1ST - Isabella Alvarez
Example:
Baby Huey didn’t show up to work because he was J-Coling it. Sipping his coffee, gardening and enjoying the sunshine instead of going to work at this rat infested dump.
by M-I-A May 7, 2024
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Dirty Colin

When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
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Colombian Colin

The act of blasting on another and letting it dry then snorting said blast of there body.
Yo I gave that ho the best 2 seconds then gave her the Colombian Colin.
by LIL JIZZER June 24, 2025
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Doing a "Colin"

To intentionally slur or defame someone under the pretext of being a friend.

To shit-stir because you can.
Why is Fred so pissed off?
Oh, Sandra is Doing a "Colin" and telling him everyone hates his new haircut.
by The Master of Disaster! January 19, 2015
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