Vintage Coffee

Coffee that has been left unsupervised and turned cold.

I forgot about my coffee, and I don't like to drink vintage coffee.

by Kaneelkip March 5, 2011

Ginger coffin

A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.

When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"

by Rara22 November 7, 2012

Obama Coffee

This term is used ironically or seriously to describe coffee that is black and weak flavored.

This coffee from Panera Bread is Obama Coffee!
This Obama Coffee is bland and not robust at all!
Some newb made some Obama Coffee in the lobby!
I can't drink this Obama Coffee it is way too weak!

by Nistju Dangy June 29, 2015

Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

posh coffee

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista

"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."

by Eldanian January 22, 2016

glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

sugar_in_his_coffee

A way to say a black man is a queer.

A lady asks about a man "hey does he have a girlfriend".

Other person "nah he likes sugar_in_his_coffee"

by shay_whitay March 14, 2004