Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial

My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

closed system

When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate

Dude, did you make a closed system just now?

by PeachesNCream July 30, 2008

Closet Odor

A closet odor is when a horrid stench pertrutes from the anus after getting slammed with an uncleansed penis. Most Closet Odor is seen in gay men.

Victoria Joy did you just get it up the bum because you smell like closet odor?

by Tertantha Bumitta July 27, 2006

closet freak

a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.

jeez, that nicole is one huge closet freak, but i'd tap that ass.

by Mastor Bator August 29, 2003

closed fist slap

A punch.

When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.

by croppers July 31, 2011

clitsaurus

When a chicks vagina is so damn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.

"god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo damn old, i swear she had a fucking clitsaurus!" or "man i was fucking this hoe last night, and her clit was as old as a fucking gutenburg bible!"

by BEN123456789 October 23, 2009

closed

When something or someone is done in an annoying way

I asked blah blah to do blah blah but they didn't get it ! Closed

by 2 May 5, 2019