clocked is a more sophisticated way of saying “you ate”, or you “cooked”
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,
or when someone insults another really good
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,
or when someone insults another really good
Person 1: Girl shut up you’re ugly
Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you
Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you
by HamAJPW January 23, 2025

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever
by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 1, 2024

Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12
by Riahriah February 21, 2024

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.
R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.
R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
