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Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.
Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.
by Skuba81 November 27, 2021
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Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
by Nine Milz March 31, 2018
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Chinese gas pedal

When a blind person gives you a handjob
Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal
by BigSauceDad420 December 1, 2019
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Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022
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chinese moose humper

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.
dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!
by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008
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Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
by Will and jjj August 19, 2008
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Chinese Groundhog Day

The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.
Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.
by KSC707 April 28, 2020
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